
Our album is compiled of 11 classic carols defiled into an unrecognizable pulp of rum-drenched atonal pirate madness. Ye Banished Privateers are no strangers to self-loathing commercial stunts, and with our new album - A Pirate Stole My Christmas - we aim to officially join the ranks of Christmas legends such as Mariah Carey and Bing Crosby. Poking fun at their own intentions, they continued, "If given enough time, every artist will eventually lose their last ounce of self-respect and release a Christmas album.

The only problem is that, armed with drums and bagpipes, two assholes of the army musicians try to wake everyone up to have the whole crew join them in a last night of drunken debauchery," commented the group.

By stealing from the original works of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' and 'Pat-a-pan' we tell the story of a fatigued group of freedom fighters trying to get a good night’s rest before a deadly battle.

“In our song 'Sulphur Ahoy', we were running out of space on the album, and managed to slay two traditional carols with one stone.
